Disgusting Male Habits
Before I start, I would just like to make a point that these "observations" are just that, observations. Any resemblance to actual events or locales or persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental. : ) In plain English, Vic was not my guinea pig for this "study". (Vic, does that make you feel better, now? ) I would also like to add that I know that not all men are created equal. : )
The first on my list is the disgusting habit of picking their nose. It does not matter where they are, who they are with or what they are doing. They just do it. You can see this more prominently when you are stuck in traffic. If you take the time to look around, you’ll be sure to find someone "reaching for the gold".
The second is their disgusting ability to "pass gas" anywhere, regardless of who is around them. They are shameless! Then they try to pass the blame on to someone else–like….the dog.
The third would be their ability to go to the bathroom and take care of their business without washing their hands afterwards. Ughhhhh! I do not even want to think about it!
Another would be their ability to drink straight out of a soda bottle—or any bottle, for that matter—without finishing the contents and having the next unsuspecting person pour a drink for themselves from that same bottle. Yuck! Cooties!!! (I actually saw someone do this at a party! I went to the table after he drank and threw out the bottle.)
I’m not sure if this qualifies, but, another is their disgusting ability to tune things out. They can only focus on one thing at a time. Let’s say, for example. they are watching TV. They are unable, because of the circuitry in their brains, to hear anything else other than what they are watching. I find this disgusting!
Why are women capable of hearing everything? Does that mean out circuitry in our brains are far more superior than that of our male counterparts? : ) Thank you, Lord!
Okay. I am done with my male bashing. Should any of you feel the need to comment, object, support, or add on to this list, please feel free to do so. I look forward to it. : )
Until next time. Take care.
P.S.
This post is a result of one of Vic’s "light bulb" moments.
September 12th, 2007 at 11:13 pm
If you’re not talking about Vic then I don’t know why you can talk about my Tita Girlie like this Madd. Geez, not all women are like her for Aling Petra’s sake. : )
Frankly, I don’t see anything wrong with these manly habits you described.
If women’s brain are really more superior than men like you say then why is it that you women can’t say what you really mean?
Example:
Women say: Do what you want!
What you really mean: You’ll pay for this later.
Women say: I’ll be ready in a minute.
What you really mean: Turn the ignition off and get back in the house, watch the whole 3rd season of “Lost” DVD for a while.
Women say: I’m not over-reacting!
What you really mean: I have PMS.